- if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
- if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
- if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
- if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
- me: hey i like you
- literally nobody: hey i like you too
